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Gas Prices and Babies 09.07.06

Two weeks ago I paid $2.75/gallon for gas.  I wasnt happy to pay it, but hell, I drove my truck, I used the gas so what was I going to do?  Point fingers?  Blame Bush?  Nah, not my style.  I along with all other American’s who have become dependent on foreign oil drove the gas prices up ourselves.  Last week I paid $2.53/gallon.  Hey hey..bonus.  Today I noticed that gas in my area is $2.45/gallon.  Damn thats cheap, I can just go pour it on the ground for that price.  Gas has been on a steady decline for the past few weeks, although you may not know it.  The liberal media can not and will not report this because it may show Bush and his administration in a favorable light.  As if it is Bush’s fault that gas prices are so high.  No no, it is much more important for them to report on Tom Cruise’s new baby.  I’ll admit she is a cute kid.

Now im sure gas prices are not going to continue to go down for long.  They will surely rise again.  But dont worry…when that happens you will be the first to know.  The media wont let you forget it.  Remember, and this is very important, it’s all Bush’s fault.  At least thats what I tell myself everytime I start MY truck that gets 14 miles to the gallon, that I decided to buy, knowing full well its gas mileage.  Why should I be responsible for my own decisions? Thats the federal government’s job, RIGHT?!